I’ve tried to start this post a hundred times. I thought of something like: We completed our first passage! or, We’ve done it! We’ve done a passage, or, look at us! we made it! after which I would babble on about details about how things went and how we were fearless and how we are much better sailors now and… but in reality, I want the post to go something like this: A family walks into a bar. The bartender asks “why the bedraggled looks?” The family mumbles “we survived our...